You and Matt build a raft...if you could even call it that. You both sail away on it into the middle of the ocean. A giant fish flops onto the raft. You and Matt try to eat it but it just steals your cell phone and goes back into the water. You notice a man on another raft calling out the name "Wilson". All you and Matt can see is some volleyball with a smiley face floating away from his raft. Weeks later you reach shore. You both have just landed in China. No one you meet speaks English so you and Matt both decide become official Chinese citizens.
